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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ (ＡＵ) ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

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the LIE DETECTOR meme

So, you're hooked up to a lie detector. Who knows why. Bad luck, I guess. The fact remains that, unlike certain forced-truth memes, you can lie... but your thread partner will know immediately. Is it worth the risk?

Top level. Feel free to leave preferences, or even reasons why your character might be connected to a lie detector in the first place.
Comment around! Ask those uncomfortable questions. Make 'em squirm! Or help them out of the lie detector, if you're a kind soul.
Have fun! (Or else.)

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THE ON-DUTY MEME

We're all used to playing our characters in special circumstances--sharing a bath, AUed into a robot, in the rain, lost in the ball pit (well that's one way to get your extra hour)...but how often do we get to actually play our characters doing their day jobs?

This meme is for just that.

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Write a starter about your character going about their day/night at work, wherever that may be.

If your character is a doctor, write them checking in on a patient, or having a meal in the hospital cafeteria. If they're a lawyer, write them at court. If they're a professional ghost-hunter? Yeah, that'd be a pretty neat starter too!

Be sure to include some sort of hook that allows other characters to join in the action, even if your character works alone. Maybe they brought their pile of research out to a cafe? Maybe they need help with something?

2. Respond to other characters' starters.

3. Thread. Have a good day at work, or perhaps an awful day at work.

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shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

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love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character.
other people will reply to you.
your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
have fun!

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Relation(ship) Wishlist

do you want a certain kind of [ platonic or romantic ] ship with my muse? check out the key below & send me a symbol to tell me what kind of ship you want! we'll make it work.
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Elevator Pitch - The Meme

Don't have a good wiki to rely on? Not up for writing out a huge amount of lore for your character, but you want to give people a little something something to go on? Then this is the meme for you.

Rules:
🌟 Post a top comment with your character/series/preferences.
🌟 Tell the people a little something about your character: Occupation. Hobbies. What they might do on their day off. A little about their personality/likes/dislikes. Something to give someone potentially canon blind enough of a stepping stone to be able to see if there's a potential to smash barbies. Likes, dislikes, dating yays or nays, anything that you can't tell by just that 100x100 image. Sell your character as a pitch and why they'd be fun to tag.
🌟 Don't be shy to put down what you might really be looking for (a specific set of characters to play with, certain characters you'd rather avoid). Even a scenario you're up for if that's what's got your engine revving.

Have fun!

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will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

• somebody has just asked your character the above question. now, they must answer. MUST.
• so...answer. no blank comments allowed. fill up that subject line (or the comment body, if you're longwinded).
• this will go well.

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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CALMING MEME

Leave a comment with your preferences, info, and any relevant insights into your character.
They've just been through a traumatic event and need a grounding presence / OR they need to serve as a gentle presence to guide a thread companion back from their own personal edge.
Tag anyone!

( prompts )

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Soft Meme

how to play;

Comment with your character.
Reply to others.
No thoughts, just fluff.

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the "Starting a Family" meme

Nature is no respecter of persons, my friends. Whether it be childhood friends, newlyweds, or one-night stands, a single decision or accident can change everything, and there will be three people instead of just two.

Congratulations! The characters in these threads and those who reply to them are now expecting babies, no matter what their unique situation may be. Of course, depending on the characters, this might go over like a lead balloon. But wait! Even if the decision to have a baby was made and was consensual, the process is no walk in the park. There is lots to do...and only nine months to do it. Nine potentially drama-filled months.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
Not all options here are fluffy and happy. Some are potentially angsty or possibly triggering. Tread lightly. Be sure to mention what you want and what you don't want.
Reply to others.
For this, male characters can get pregnant because why not.

PROMPTS
( Prompts and such behind here. )

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the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?

i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!

o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

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Dateability Ratings

Backed by the wonders of modern science, we've concocted a foolproof, data-backed scale for relationship desirability. Why trek the Wild West of dating when we've already...

...what's that? You want to see our methodology. Of course. Just one second.

It's here. It exists.

...hold on...

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character.
- On a scale from 1 thru 10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 the highest, our lab rats, UHM, excuse me, volunteers will grade your character's "dateability."
- We'd argue that this procedure isn't, in fact, subjective and "a total trainwreck." Please try to stay neutral in the face of real science.

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"i'd cuddle that" meme

for all the fluff lovers out there + fans of platonic cuddling, too!

🫂 comment with your character.
🫂 bakerstreet answers the burning questions for today's informed citizens: is your character cuddleworthy?
🫂 they'll let you know. because you were dying without this vital feedback.

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character(s) i'm thirsty for

don't be ashamed. we've all got them, characters we just...man. they're great. love them. chef's kiss. couldn't be more perfect. of course, we don't always have a reasonable excuse to tag them, and that doesn't quench our thirst.

so why wait for a reason? just admit to your character crush! whether they're a castmate, crosscanon who'd be a perfect fit, or a total rando that wouldn't meet your blorbo in a thousand years, there's no more need to vaguepost on rpanons about characters you wish would notice you.

tell us here. this? this is a judgement free zone. be as thirsty as you want on main. and maybe, just maybe, your prince/ss will come.

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— city at night meme

You've got the world around you yawning with potential, possibilities fanning out before your very eyes—after all, they say the city doesn't sleep at night. The skyline's illuminated with glittering lights, and even now, the streets are bustling with activity. So here's the real question: where are you at this hour?

( additional prompts located under the cut! )